i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
like everyone hates me seriosly
(Source: somaliks, via prettypinkperson)
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
Percy through the books:
The Lightning Thief: wtf are you talking about, I'm a demigod? And what do you mean people think I'm a thief?
Sea of Monsters: so Poseidon is a whore and gave me this cyclope as a brother, cool... shut up Tantalus you bitch I'm going to save my friend.
Titan's Curse: Annabeth's gone? NOOOOOOOOESSSSSSSSS
Battle of Labyrinth: oh cool so I have to go to this dangerous labyrinth that was built by a killer...
The Last Olympian: hey don't mind me I'm just going to take a bath in this river and become a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. and wow, check this out, I saved the world and got a girl.
The Lost Hero: lol what where am I?
Son of Neptune: I have no idea who I am... my girlfriend tells me to stay put, I'm going to Alaska.
I vote for next april fools day we all change out icons to this